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Friday, September 24, 2010

You Again Review


Marni (Kristen Bell) is a four eyed metal mouth geek that is harassed  in high school by Joanna(Odette Yustman) but after graduation looses the glasses and braces and becomes a successful PR Rep.Marni goes home when she finds out that her older brother Will (James Wolk) is marrying her tormentor. Marni sets in to expose Joanna and ruin the wedding. Betty White is Grandma Bunny steals the movie .

3 out of 5 stars

For the Ladies: It's a total chick flick..
For the Guyz: Go see if your lady wanted you too.

Running Time: 1 hr. 45 Min.

MPAA Rating:  PG for brief mild language and rude behavior.

See Trailer @ You Again

Written By Jeff H. and Kimberly B.

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Review


Follows the story of a Wall Street trader Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) after his release from prison. He write a book about the coming doom to the financial world. Jack Moore (Shia LaBeouf) is a young wall street trade who looking for the next big thing. Before the big bubble on subprime lending pops. His looking for responsible for the death of his mentor Louis Zabel (Frank Langella). The only way he can found out who cause the death  Louis it to get gordon to help. The only way gordon will help Jack it by getting info about his own  daughter Winnie Gekko (Carey Mulligan). Who has hated her farther from the dearth of her brother.

4 out of 5 stars.

For the Ladies: Shia LaBeouf is in the flim

For the Guyz: Greed it Good

Running Time:  2hrs. 16 min.

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for brief strong language and themaric elements.

See Trailers @ Wall Street Money Never Sleep

Written by Jeff H. and  Kimberly B.

Friday, September 17, 2010

The Town Review

Outside Boston is a small town called Charlestown. Charlestown is a place for the working  man. One thing Charlestown is know for is having a-lot of bank robberies. It's a trade that is passed down from father to son. Doug MacRay (Ben Affleck) is the brains of the crew of bank robbers.The FBI call them "The Not fu** around Crew". Because the boys don't leave any evidence around for them to find. The crew is to do a bank job where they take the bank manager hostage. To only found out she lives 4 blocks away for them. So Doug tries to found out if the bank manager Claire Keesey (Rebecca Hall) knows anything about them. As he tries to find out he falls in love with here unknown to his crew.After falling in love with Claire he gets put into a doing one more job a big one. He would just like to put the town in has rear-view mirror.

4 out of 5 stars

For the Ladies:You get to see ben affleck in the shower
For the Guys: Alot of action gun shooting..

Running Time: 2 Hrs.

MPAA Rating: R for strong violence, pervasive language, some sexuality and drug use.

See Trailers @ The Town

Written by Jeff H. and  Kimberly B.

Devil Review

The story take place in a office elevator with a supernatural twist. The devil goes around the world. Sometime, the devil take human form too take the souls ok the damned. Everyone in the elevator have a black spot on there soul. The devil show up after a suicide in the building.Just set back and watch the devil go to work.

3 1/2 stars our of 5

For the Ladies: I good movie you can be in the arms of your lover the whole time.
For the Guyz: M Night shyamalan just write the screening play he didn't director it.

Running Time: 80 min.

MPAA Rating: PG-13 for violence and  disturbing images, themaric material and some language including sexual references.

See Trailers @ Devil

Written by Jeff H. and Kimberly B.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Resident Evil: Afterlife Review


This is the  4th Installment of the Resident Evil series. We find Alice (Milla Jovoich) still fighting the evil Umbrella Corporation. She is going after the head's of the corporation. She goes after a Umbrella Facility in Tokyo. Where she gets a big surprises. She gets away from the umbrella facility. She is flying around looking for other people.She keeps hearing about a place called "Arcadia" in Alaska. But, when she gets there no one is there but a old friend Claire Redfield (Ali Larter). Claire is a out of your own control via a device on her
chest. Alice removes this device and makes Claire remember her past. Alice and Claire go on a trip trying to found others like them.Flying over Los Angeles and find other people. The people had thousands of undead
outside the walls. Alice and Claire help the people to get away from the undead.

3 out of 5 stars

For the Ladies: Kick-ass female.
For the Guyz: Alot of 3D effect.

Running Time: 1 hr. 36 min.

MPAA:  R for sequence of strong violence and language.

See Trailers @ Resident Evil: Aferlife

Written by Jeff H. and Kimberly B.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Going the Distance Review


 Ist let me say I loved this movie it was extremely funny and was realistic for those who try to make long distance relationships work. Garrett (Justin Long)  had problems with woman and commitment meets Erin (Drew Barrymore) a intern at a newspaper in New York but lives in San Fransisco. They start a no-strings-attached relationship but turns into something serious and meaningful falling for each other in a very short time. Both have their friends and relatives whispering in their ears -- Garrett's friend Box (Jason Sudeikis) is tired of his incessant texting, and Erin's sister Corrine (Christina Applegate) worries about the relationship.  During the time apart both try to find work where the other lives but never pans out.

For the Ladies: It shows Justin's bare ass with a pasty white hand print nice ass.
For the Guyz: Drew Barrymore is in this movie

Running Time: 109 min

MPAA Rating: R for sexual content including dialogue, language throughout, some drug use and brief nudity.

See Trailers @ Going the Distance

Written by Jeff H. and Kimberly B.

Machete Review


If you are a fan of the grind-house style.You will love this movie. It has a-lot of blood and killing with a-lot of laughs. The movie starts off with Machete (Danny Trejs) trying to save a women from selling her body for the drug cartel. But unknown to Machete it's a trap. The drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal) tries to kill Machete but ends up killing his wife and daughter. Now jump 3 years to the streets of a Texas town. Machete looks like an average day laborer  looking for work. Machete is picked up by Booth (Jeff Fahey) to do a job. The job is to assassinate Senator  McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) who is running on a plan formed to be hard on Illegal immigrants . The job pays $150,000 .Machete takes the job but gets double-crossed by Booth. Let the blood and killing start.

Other cast of characters in the movie Padre(Cheech Marin) is Machete's brother and an ex-federale is a priest. Sartana(Jessica Alba) she is a US immigrations and customs enforcement agent. She sees Machete as a way to move up on the corporate ladder. Luz(Michelle Rodriguez) is a taco roach coach chef but by night she is head of the underground for people coming into America. As head of the underground she is called
"SHE". Lt.Stillman (Don Johnson) is one of the"good ol'  boys" you don't want to meet. April (Lindsey Lohan) is a drug addict. Boy did she have to do alot of research for that role. She tries to get revenge for
the death of her father at the hands of Senator  McLaughlin. 4 out of 5 stars

For the Ladies: Machete with no shirt on..
For the Guyz: The best place to hide your cell phone for a women.

Running Time:  105 min

MPAA Rating: R for strong bloody violence throughout, language, some sexual content and nudity/

See Trailers @ Matchete

Written By Jeff H. and Kimberly B

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

September 2010 DVD Picks

 Jeff Top DVD Pick's

September 7
MacGruber (Action,Comedy) (B)
Killer (Action, Comedy) (B,BE,R) 
Solitary Man (Drama)(B,BE,R)

September 14
 Just Wright (Comedy, Romance) (B)
Letters to Juliet (Romance) (B,BE,R)
Prince of Persia:The Sands of Time (Action,Adventure,Fantasy) (B,BE,R)

September 21
Stomp the Yard: Homecoming (Drama) (B,BE,R)
Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue (Animation,Family,Fantasy) (B,R)
Robin Hood (Action,Adventure) (B,BE)

September 28
Babies (Documentary) (B,R)
Get Him to the Greek (Comedy) (B)
Iron Man 2 (Action, Adventure) (B,R)

* DVD releases date are subject to change at anytime.
B= Blockbuster  BE= Blockbuster Express  R= Redbox

September Theaters Release Dates

September 1
The American - Trailer

September 3
Going the Distance - Trailer
Machete - Trailer

September 10
Resident Evil: Afterlife - Trailer
The Virginity Hit - Trailer

September 17
Alpha and Omega - Trailer 
Devil  - Trailer
Easy A - Trailer

The Town - Trailer

September 24
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole - Trailer
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Trailer
You Again - Trailer

Theaters releases date are subject to change at anytime.